Futurama Quotes
Bender Quotes
"Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?"
"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
"Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."
"Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."
"They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning."
"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
"I hate the people that love me and they hate me."
"Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."
"You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery."
"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
"I could pound your head 'til you thinks that's what happened."
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny."
"Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."
"Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."
"Would you kindly shut your noise-hole?"
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