"That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
"But existing is basically all I do!"
"Whoa! Letters like 'u' and 'r' can mean words like 'you' and 'are'!"
"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip."
"This show's been going downhill since season three."
"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"
"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"
"I did do the nasty in the past-y."
"Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion."
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
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