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"My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came 2 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!"
"...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."
"Instead of 'claus' he writes 'claws'. Now that's humourous! Today's comedians could learn from this card."
"Finally I have a good claw. See, three human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery."
"I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated."
"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"
"I lost it. ...In a volcano."
"Tell it to claw."


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