Michael Kelso Quotes
Some of the funniest Michael Kelso Quotes I know. Enjoy!
Donna Pinciotti: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric Forman: No.
Michael Kelso: You told me he was cute.
Donna Pinciotti: No I didn't.
Michael Kelso: I remember, because you said not to say anything in front of Eric.
Randy: So, what, you want a battery? 'Cause I can get you a battery.
Eric Forman: Are they cheap, or possibly free?
Randy: Thirty-two bucks, minimum.
Michael Kelso: All right, I'll tell you what. We'll trade you our battery plus five bucks for one of your batteries.
Michael Kelso: That's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie Burkhart: Who did we exchange for him?
Michael Kelso: Now, I'm going to drink my raw eggs.
Jackie Burkhart: Oh, Michael, no.
Michael Kelso: No, Jackie, wait until I finish my eggs.
Jackie Burkhart: But Michael...
Michael Kelso: Jackie, whatever it is it can wait until I finish my eggs!
Jackie Burkhart: Fine!
(Kelso of course drinks the raw eggs)
Michael Kelso: There. Now, what is this that's so important that you had to tell me?
Jackie Burkhart: You're allergic to eggs!
(Kelso thinks and then laughs) Michael Kelso: Oh, yeah, I am.
Michael Kelso: I have to go to the hospital now.
Michael Kelso: How can she be with him when she's so clearly not over me?
Annette: I think the question is, how can you be with me when you're so clearly not over her?
Michael Kelso: Wait, is this a riddle? Start over.
Michael Kelso Quotes